Went Jeeeping with my friend the other day out at Rio Puerco. I want one. That shit is fun. Scaling and descending bigass rocks is a surefire sphincter workout. My back hurt like hell that night, i had been bunched up so tight. When it wasn't our turn to try a rock or trail in his Wrangler we puffed bowls and cigs while watching a guy in a Cherokee kick some ass and a couple of dipshits in Toyota Tacomas fuck up their shit and the rocks.
It's funny that i watched Beerfest in the theater here and didn't realize it was all shot in Albuquerque. Not so for Red Dawn and Las Vegas. That must be why that one fool moved out here. It's supposed to be Colorado on both of those movies but anyone who knows better can see it's obviously New Mexico. It's way too ugly to be Colorado. At least we have some winter weather, biting-ass cold as it is.
My poor dweeby bitch is going to need surgery on her leg around the new year. We is all pitching in because she's our pound puppy. She is so lucky to have us. That dump she was from in Vegas got shut down. This kid is going to be with me for decades to come. She just needs a little maintenance at present.
What else what else what else . . . ?
I hate stupid, assclown drivers of course, but since they're all out to get me it's payback time. I's going to carry nail boards and cherry bombs for you shit smears too lazy to move one finger and TURN ON THE GODDAMNED BLINKER! At least give me a little warning before trying to murder my car and or myself, you douche nozzle, truck-driving, degenerates!
Please pardon the obligatory rant. Yesterday was ok aside from the no sleep part. Went out to the montes to help Mom make some tamales and my stepdad gave me an oz. of swag. He's all right, i guess. Certainly better than the dickface that is my father. That's not too hard, though.
I have to work and or train almost every day until febRuary. I drive a little bit, cook some food, clean up a little, watch dvds and smoke bowls . . . and get paid for it! We'' ll live. Suppose that's all . . .
. . . wait for it . . .
It's funny that i watched Beerfest in the theater here and didn't realize it was all shot in Albuquerque. Not so for Red Dawn and Las Vegas. That must be why that one fool moved out here. It's supposed to be Colorado on both of those movies but anyone who knows better can see it's obviously New Mexico. It's way too ugly to be Colorado. At least we have some winter weather, biting-ass cold as it is.
My poor dweeby bitch is going to need surgery on her leg around the new year. We is all pitching in because she's our pound puppy. She is so lucky to have us. That dump she was from in Vegas got shut down. This kid is going to be with me for decades to come. She just needs a little maintenance at present.
What else what else what else . . . ?
I hate stupid, assclown drivers of course, but since they're all out to get me it's payback time. I's going to carry nail boards and cherry bombs for you shit smears too lazy to move one finger and TURN ON THE GODDAMNED BLINKER! At least give me a little warning before trying to murder my car and or myself, you douche nozzle, truck-driving, degenerates!
Please pardon the obligatory rant. Yesterday was ok aside from the no sleep part. Went out to the montes to help Mom make some tamales and my stepdad gave me an oz. of swag. He's all right, i guess. Certainly better than the dickface that is my father. That's not too hard, though.
I have to work and or train almost every day until febRuary. I drive a little bit, cook some food, clean up a little, watch dvds and smoke bowls . . . and get paid for it! We'' ll live. Suppose that's all . . .
. . . wait for it . . .