Update with what?
MORE BABY PICTURES!
So I had an elderly lady call me a Jackass in my cafe yesterday. I was on the hot line getting my lunch when this lady walks up and says, "Tell Alicia I am here." I look up at her and tell her the honest truth, "I'm sorry I don't know where she is.... she is on break." The woman mutters something and walks away. Just then another co-worker comes out to restock the line and the woman does the same thing to my co-worker, with same results. As I am walking around the line to the cashier I the woman walks right past me and says in an audible tone, "JACKASS". I WHIPPED AROUND right in front of her face with a huge smile and said, "Excuse me? Do you have a problem?" The woman looks at me shocked for a minute and then says, "Yeah...you're a jackass." "Oh really!?!? Well would you like to tell my manager that???" "Sure." "Well how about I just call security and have them escort you out for being abusive to staff?" "FINE, let them drag me away in handcuffs.", is what she muttered as I went back inside to the kitchen.
I went to my bosses office to tell him the story (he likes this kinda stuff) and I was laughing by the time I got there. I told him the story and my boss said, "Is it that lady with the coke bottle glasses?" I told him it was. "Yeah, there is something really wrong with her." He then tells me the story about how she chewed him out for putting cinnamon sugar on top of the peach cobbler. Dude, she chewed out my boss, I was rolling on the floor.
Needless to say work has been a riot lately.
MORE BABY PICTURES!
So I had an elderly lady call me a Jackass in my cafe yesterday. I was on the hot line getting my lunch when this lady walks up and says, "Tell Alicia I am here." I look up at her and tell her the honest truth, "I'm sorry I don't know where she is.... she is on break." The woman mutters something and walks away. Just then another co-worker comes out to restock the line and the woman does the same thing to my co-worker, with same results. As I am walking around the line to the cashier I the woman walks right past me and says in an audible tone, "JACKASS". I WHIPPED AROUND right in front of her face with a huge smile and said, "Excuse me? Do you have a problem?" The woman looks at me shocked for a minute and then says, "Yeah...you're a jackass." "Oh really!?!? Well would you like to tell my manager that???" "Sure." "Well how about I just call security and have them escort you out for being abusive to staff?" "FINE, let them drag me away in handcuffs.", is what she muttered as I went back inside to the kitchen.
I went to my bosses office to tell him the story (he likes this kinda stuff) and I was laughing by the time I got there. I told him the story and my boss said, "Is it that lady with the coke bottle glasses?" I told him it was. "Yeah, there is something really wrong with her." He then tells me the story about how she chewed him out for putting cinnamon sugar on top of the peach cobbler. Dude, she chewed out my boss, I was rolling on the floor.
Needless to say work has been a riot lately.
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Anyway, now that it's settled and the invitation is re-extended, maybe we should ask bean to change the name of the thread and get the Oct 1st date out of there?
-Just bugs me, as other people who told me they would come to my thing, knowing when it's supposed to start, are like "oooh yeah brunch yay!"
Dave