Funny story: I went to the bar with my friend Jake to pick up some fine Northampton ladies, and ran into a cute girl I know. We flirted, and I asked for her number.
Only what really happened was that I was drunk, so I told her she should call our mutual friend so we could hang out sometime.
Then some woman talking to Jake referred to me as his boyfriend, and tried to hook him up with her guy friend anyway.
I hope that someone gets a laugh out of this.
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I've redeemed myself today with a new set of digits. Green eyes. And then rockstar parking in town. In all, a good day.
Only what really happened was that I was drunk, so I told her she should call our mutual friend so we could hang out sometime.
Then some woman talking to Jake referred to me as his boyfriend, and tried to hook him up with her guy friend anyway.

I hope that someone gets a laugh out of this.
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I've redeemed myself today with a new set of digits. Green eyes. And then rockstar parking in town. In all, a good day.
Better luck next time.