Two words: Willy Fucking Wonka.
Take my three favourite people (who I've never met): Roald Dahl, Tim Burton, and Johnny Depp. Add about 623,254 empirical pounds of sugar, simmer for more than a year, and this is what you'll get:
That's right friends, $26.67 worth of candy. I'm gonna be sick tonight.
For those in constant need of a challenge, see if you can find the skittles I mixed in with the Reece's Pieces (cause I'm a bastard). I can see four.
Seriously, I foresee some kind of serious injury, most likely involving someone's piercing, cause Marvelous gets all wrestley when she's hopped up on sugar, and Mr. A is...well, he's a lightweight, and this much of anything can't be good for him.
And the gumballs (for your general edification) are for the gumball machine I took from my parents' house. We're gonna full it with gumballs (duh) and ibuprofen. Because we all play ulimate, and get injured a lot. C'mon, like you've never done anything weird for the sake of weird...
Take my three favourite people (who I've never met): Roald Dahl, Tim Burton, and Johnny Depp. Add about 623,254 empirical pounds of sugar, simmer for more than a year, and this is what you'll get:
That's right friends, $26.67 worth of candy. I'm gonna be sick tonight.
For those in constant need of a challenge, see if you can find the skittles I mixed in with the Reece's Pieces (cause I'm a bastard). I can see four.
Seriously, I foresee some kind of serious injury, most likely involving someone's piercing, cause Marvelous gets all wrestley when she's hopped up on sugar, and Mr. A is...well, he's a lightweight, and this much of anything can't be good for him.
And the gumballs (for your general edification) are for the gumball machine I took from my parents' house. We're gonna full it with gumballs (duh) and ibuprofen. Because we all play ulimate, and get injured a lot. C'mon, like you've never done anything weird for the sake of weird...
To reply to your comment on my journal - I'm not very Hampshire at all. My friends laugh at how un-Hampshire I am...but I can't really imagine going to school anywhere else.