Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Can I get a definition, please?
Friend gets married.
FRIDAY
get into NY, party at Kazan's place. Get retarded, jump into pool with glasses on. Talk to girl who went to UMass and confirm that the Happy Valley is the best place on Earth. Go to sleep at 4:30.
SATURDAY
Wake up at 7:30, go to wedding. Eat egg and cheese sandwiches with Kazan before wedding, and avoid interrupting the ceremony with expulsion of previous night's indulgence.
Schmooze.
Go back to Kazan's place between ceremony and reception to find topless ladies sunbathing in backyard.
Schmooze.
One of the girls talks about how she's not as sexy as the other girls, on account of her itty bitty titties. Normally too shy to talk to a girl you don't know about her tiny twins, manage a reassuring comment about how hot IBTs actually are.
Show up at reception to find 12 course meal. sweet. Sit next to girl you had a childhood crush on, whom you have not seen in at least ten years. Find out she's an artist. Get e-mail. Get inspired. Roxor.
Talk to girl who went to Smith College, and confirm that the Happy Valley is the best place on Earth.
Spend seven hours celebrating and catching up with old friends.
Come home and update journal.
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And that, my friends, is how you handle a wedding. What was everyone worried about?
Friend gets married.
FRIDAY
get into NY, party at Kazan's place. Get retarded, jump into pool with glasses on. Talk to girl who went to UMass and confirm that the Happy Valley is the best place on Earth. Go to sleep at 4:30.
SATURDAY
Wake up at 7:30, go to wedding. Eat egg and cheese sandwiches with Kazan before wedding, and avoid interrupting the ceremony with expulsion of previous night's indulgence.
Schmooze.
Go back to Kazan's place between ceremony and reception to find topless ladies sunbathing in backyard.
Schmooze.
One of the girls talks about how she's not as sexy as the other girls, on account of her itty bitty titties. Normally too shy to talk to a girl you don't know about her tiny twins, manage a reassuring comment about how hot IBTs actually are.
Show up at reception to find 12 course meal. sweet. Sit next to girl you had a childhood crush on, whom you have not seen in at least ten years. Find out she's an artist. Get e-mail. Get inspired. Roxor.
Talk to girl who went to Smith College, and confirm that the Happy Valley is the best place on Earth.
Spend seven hours celebrating and catching up with old friends.
Come home and update journal.
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And that, my friends, is how you handle a wedding. What was everyone worried about?
yea. my friend whom i havent seen for a couple of years just treated me to dinner and drinks. she also came along as my support while i walked around strip clubs looking for jobs.
fab night.
now exhausted...
i think i'll go masturbate