Just another entry where I volunteer random information about myself.
1. I bump into things a lot. I spill stuff. I knock things over, especially things that have cords, because I'll trip on them. I've opened doors only to walk into them anyway, because my foot would be in the way. I almost always have a bruise or two on my knees. It's not uncommon for me to drop whatever it is I've just heated in the microwave, all over the floor and laugh about it, but still be upset.
2. I love the smell of coffee. I hate the smell of crayons.
3. I never throw up.
4. The farthest north I've travelled was Buffalo, the farthest west, Las Vegas, the farthest east, Boston, and the farthest south, Cocoa Beach, Florida.
5. I've kissed 19 people; 16 men and 3 women.
6. I look like both of my parents when I'm around them, but more like my mother overall.
7. I write "haha" too much when talking online, but I usually am really laughing when I type it.
8. One of the most awesome things I've ever done to reestablish my faith in humanity, was participating in AIDS Walk New York 2002. I'll never forget the sight of so many people I couldn't see the beginning or ending of them, when looking either in front of or behind me, while walking that day. It was good.
9. My mother told me about sex and babies when I was in kindergarten, and was always open with me, yet I think because of it, I feel terribly uncomfortable discussing anything of a sexual nature with her today.
10. I was born and have always lived in Queens, yet for a summer back in 1994, I lived in Commack, Long Island.
11. I save more things than I know what to do with, then complain I have no space.
12. I love scenes in movies where they begin when the punch-line of a joke a character has told is delivered, and you miss the entire beginning of the joke altogether.
13. I don't know how to paint.
14. I either do really well or really bad in school. And I get bored too often. Ultimately, a little snobby, I think, also.
15. I think I have an annoying voice.
16. I kind of have a bad memory.
17. I'll throw money away on planners and leave myself reminders on scraps of paper and keep them in my bag or pockets, but forget to look at them.
18. The most physically aggressive thing I've ever done, was throwing a coffee mug on the floor in the bathroom of my father's apartment, during a fight I'd had with his wife. Later, I told her to go fuck herself, and moved in with my grandmother where I reside to this day, four years later.
19. In all-around conversation with her, I call her "mom." If she does or says things to embarrass or gross me out, she's "mommy." When I'm annoyed with her or extremely angry, I call her "ma."
20. I use my hands a lot to illustrate my points, when speaking to other people.
21. I was born in the Blizzard of '83.
22. My ex-boyfriend claims his first word as a child was G.I. Joe.
23. I like it when kids seem to be themselves and don't bother with trying to "be cool."
24. It bothers me when people don't remove extraneous labels or packaging from CDs, DVDs or books.
25. I've seen Dumb and Dumber more times than I can count. And still find it terribly funny.
26. I take awhile to get ready, but for some reason always look like I threw myself together. Or at least, I feel that way.
27. I get a little upset if I can't write everything down. And I have a habit of keeping mechanical pencils nearby whenever I'm reading a book, because I love to underline things I read that interest me.
1. I bump into things a lot. I spill stuff. I knock things over, especially things that have cords, because I'll trip on them. I've opened doors only to walk into them anyway, because my foot would be in the way. I almost always have a bruise or two on my knees. It's not uncommon for me to drop whatever it is I've just heated in the microwave, all over the floor and laugh about it, but still be upset.
2. I love the smell of coffee. I hate the smell of crayons.
3. I never throw up.
4. The farthest north I've travelled was Buffalo, the farthest west, Las Vegas, the farthest east, Boston, and the farthest south, Cocoa Beach, Florida.
5. I've kissed 19 people; 16 men and 3 women.
6. I look like both of my parents when I'm around them, but more like my mother overall.
7. I write "haha" too much when talking online, but I usually am really laughing when I type it.
8. One of the most awesome things I've ever done to reestablish my faith in humanity, was participating in AIDS Walk New York 2002. I'll never forget the sight of so many people I couldn't see the beginning or ending of them, when looking either in front of or behind me, while walking that day. It was good.
9. My mother told me about sex and babies when I was in kindergarten, and was always open with me, yet I think because of it, I feel terribly uncomfortable discussing anything of a sexual nature with her today.
10. I was born and have always lived in Queens, yet for a summer back in 1994, I lived in Commack, Long Island.
11. I save more things than I know what to do with, then complain I have no space.
12. I love scenes in movies where they begin when the punch-line of a joke a character has told is delivered, and you miss the entire beginning of the joke altogether.
13. I don't know how to paint.
14. I either do really well or really bad in school. And I get bored too often. Ultimately, a little snobby, I think, also.
15. I think I have an annoying voice.
16. I kind of have a bad memory.
17. I'll throw money away on planners and leave myself reminders on scraps of paper and keep them in my bag or pockets, but forget to look at them.
18. The most physically aggressive thing I've ever done, was throwing a coffee mug on the floor in the bathroom of my father's apartment, during a fight I'd had with his wife. Later, I told her to go fuck herself, and moved in with my grandmother where I reside to this day, four years later.
19. In all-around conversation with her, I call her "mom." If she does or says things to embarrass or gross me out, she's "mommy." When I'm annoyed with her or extremely angry, I call her "ma."
20. I use my hands a lot to illustrate my points, when speaking to other people.
21. I was born in the Blizzard of '83.
22. My ex-boyfriend claims his first word as a child was G.I. Joe.
23. I like it when kids seem to be themselves and don't bother with trying to "be cool."
24. It bothers me when people don't remove extraneous labels or packaging from CDs, DVDs or books.
25. I've seen Dumb and Dumber more times than I can count. And still find it terribly funny.
26. I take awhile to get ready, but for some reason always look like I threw myself together. Or at least, I feel that way.
27. I get a little upset if I can't write everything down. And I have a habit of keeping mechanical pencils nearby whenever I'm reading a book, because I love to underline things I read that interest me.
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I think I have a terribly annoying voice too! (it was horrible to listen to myself for that hour on television! torture!!!) I blame it on my being hard of hearing.
(i'm sniffing a crayon right now and thinking of you
Perhaps you're part horse; they're incapable of vomiting too.
If so, stay in NY. I'm afraid of horses.