The prerequisites of my future husband:
1. Must be able to sleep through, ignore, or join in dancing around the room to loud Donna Summer music that I will inevitably play.
2. Must let me do the dishes, or if he insists on doing them, must put the sponge where it belongs when not in use.
3. Must not criticize or mind that I take thirty minute showers, and take even longer to get ready before going out.
4. Must have a life, friends, etc. I don't want to own or be owned.
5. Must prefer puppies to babies.
6. Must be affectionate. Ridiculously affectionate.
7. Must be as low-maintenance as I am.
8. Must make me laugh so hard I might piss myself.
9. Must not mind entire days spent in bed. Or with books. Or board games.
10. Must be able to put up with and know how to handle the occasional bout of Do You Think I'm Pretty?
1. Must be able to sleep through, ignore, or join in dancing around the room to loud Donna Summer music that I will inevitably play.
2. Must let me do the dishes, or if he insists on doing them, must put the sponge where it belongs when not in use.
3. Must not criticize or mind that I take thirty minute showers, and take even longer to get ready before going out.
4. Must have a life, friends, etc. I don't want to own or be owned.
5. Must prefer puppies to babies.
6. Must be affectionate. Ridiculously affectionate.
7. Must be as low-maintenance as I am.
8. Must make me laugh so hard I might piss myself.
9. Must not mind entire days spent in bed. Or with books. Or board games.
10. Must be able to put up with and know how to handle the occasional bout of Do You Think I'm Pretty?
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1. Must be able to sleep through, ignore, or join in dancing around the room to loud Donna Summer music that I will inevitably play.
-i could as long as you were able to stand the metal that i would end up blasting
2. Must let me do the dishes, or if he insists on doing them, must put the sponge where it belongs when not in use.
-you can do them all that you want, knock yourself out
3. Must not criticize or mind that I take thirty minute showers, and take even longer to get ready before going out.
-hell, i take a long time to get ready too. my showers are usually more like 20 minutes, but they can take longer sometimes, you know those cold days where the water is so nice and warm.....
4. Must have a life, friends, etc. I don't want to own or be owned.
-i think it is really necessary in a relationship to have time apart so you don't drive each other crazy
5. Must prefer puppies to babies.
-how does kittens instead of babies work?
6. Must be affectionate. Ridiculously affectionate.
-i can be, don't show it much and some people wouldn't imagine it but i really can be
7. Must be as low-maintenance as I am.
-i think i'm pretty low maintenance most of the time
8. Must make me laugh so hard I might piss myself.
-don't think i would want to make you piss yourself, that would get messy
9. Must not mind entire days spent in bed. Or with books. Or board games.
-there are some days where i barelt get out of bed, they are called sundays, and tomorrow is one of them
10. Must be able to put up with and know how to handle the occasional bout of Do You Think I'm Pretty?
-uh oh, not the bout of "do you think i look pretty?"
looks like i didn't do too bad on the ol' quiz, yay for me