You know what's great? When people tell you, "OH! you totally should have came to ___________. You missed out." A friend had called me at home earlier this evening just to tell me that in so many words. Funny part is, I didn't really catch what he was talking about, because his phone kept cutting in and out. So ultimately, I guess, I could give a shit on what I missed.
Manchester_Black and I are currently having another of our sordid little IM chats, and he brought up something I think is interesting. We were discussing how we bothin our current states of celibacyare attracted to unattainable people. I claimed that I am a complete fool, unknowingly, for those who've realized that they love being single. His response was, to quote, "I find a good deep-dicking can snap a gal out of one of those phases." To which I replied that "it doesn't have the same effect on men, however: in my studies, a deep-vagina'ing doesn't seem to reel 'em in for the long run." (Cast aside your flimsy opinions on the both of us after reading these statements, because I know how he sounds like an asshole, and I sound like a whore. You can be assured that we are neither; we're two very likeable kids.) Perhaps it's me, but I get the impression from movies and stupid women everywhere, that there's a big fat truth to what MB said up there, about deep-dicking your way into a chick's heart. How come the same (concept, that is, not necessarily penetrating a guy anally, you pervy heterosexuals) doesn't seem to hold true on the hearts of men? Alright, alright, I've seen Pretty Woman...but I'm talking reality here. I would love to hear about real, cutesy, oh-my-god-why-can't-that-be-me relationships that have come out of sex directly.
In retrospect, I guess if you think I'm a total jerk you can just view this rant as my stab at justifying being a complete ho-bag.
Although I don't know why I care, because I had blue Kool-Aid for the first time in years and got to ham it up at UnnecessaryZ's last night. I bet he'll think twice before inviting me over again, knowing he won't get sleep and I'll just keep on talking right through zombie movies.
Manchester_Black and I are currently having another of our sordid little IM chats, and he brought up something I think is interesting. We were discussing how we bothin our current states of celibacyare attracted to unattainable people. I claimed that I am a complete fool, unknowingly, for those who've realized that they love being single. His response was, to quote, "I find a good deep-dicking can snap a gal out of one of those phases." To which I replied that "it doesn't have the same effect on men, however: in my studies, a deep-vagina'ing doesn't seem to reel 'em in for the long run." (Cast aside your flimsy opinions on the both of us after reading these statements, because I know how he sounds like an asshole, and I sound like a whore. You can be assured that we are neither; we're two very likeable kids.) Perhaps it's me, but I get the impression from movies and stupid women everywhere, that there's a big fat truth to what MB said up there, about deep-dicking your way into a chick's heart. How come the same (concept, that is, not necessarily penetrating a guy anally, you pervy heterosexuals) doesn't seem to hold true on the hearts of men? Alright, alright, I've seen Pretty Woman...but I'm talking reality here. I would love to hear about real, cutesy, oh-my-god-why-can't-that-be-me relationships that have come out of sex directly.
In retrospect, I guess if you think I'm a total jerk you can just view this rant as my stab at justifying being a complete ho-bag.
Although I don't know why I care, because I had blue Kool-Aid for the first time in years and got to ham it up at UnnecessaryZ's last night. I bet he'll think twice before inviting me over again, knowing he won't get sleep and I'll just keep on talking right through zombie movies.
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my office has god awful reception...i think i'm in a dmz or something...my phone is not a suck phone. if it were i would't leave the house :-)
i'll give you a ring when i'm done- my school is up in westchester county, so it'll take me a little while to get down the city as well