Ever have one of those times where sudden perspective makes you look back and say, "Woah, I dodged a bullet."?
frankmask:
Yes. But it was actually more of a 16 pound iron cannonball, and I didn't so much dodge it as stare at it, drooling slightly, as it careened towards me and smacked me upside the noggin.
pixie_punch:
thanks for the birthday wishes!