Early morning convos:
(Ally and Melissa knocking on my door this morning)
Ally- hey you still alive
Me- yes
Melissa- can we come in
Me- yes
(Door opens)
Ally and Melissa- Holy shit!
Melissa- bro your room, so smells like weed
Me- it's that new fragrance by Gucci called cannabis, I got it at nordstrom's
(Laughing)
Ally- no seriously. Why such a strong smell?
Me- o_O blank stare
Ally and Melissa- well....
Me- I point to the closet.
Ally and Melissa- you don't have one cookie jar of weed you have 3 😵
Me- I'm cripple, I gotta make a living somehow
(Ally and Melissa loom at each other)
Ally- fucking gangsta
Melissa- gangsta, so gangsta, I love you man.
rawruh:
anyone with that much weed is a friend indeed
rubblerocks:
Dude, can I move in with you?! I'll cook and clean to pay my way!Â