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amorous:

oh no! did you turn into a vampire? 🫶🏻

Sep 11

headshot:

Congratulations. You're a vampire now 🤩🩸

Sep 12

Here's the thing, we don't know Vasco de Gama's birthday but we could just say it's Columbus day and celebrate the guy who actually found the trade route to India...

thanatoz:

Ok, lets do it 🎂

Aug 15

thanatoz:

Lol

Aug 15

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

I dreamt something bit me on the neck, got up to check but my mirror'…

What's the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn't beat cance…

Very Random

I'm on a gin diet, I've lost three days already.

I was blessed with a 9 inch penis. That priest got moved to a differe…

Sam Rockwell dancing confidently in any movie may not be my sexual or…

My Grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the z…

I suffer from depression or as my father put it, "No I don't"

I’m pro guns because i enjoy living in a world with only 4 nirvana al…

Yes, let's leave that plan between you, me, and the string of therapi…

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