jstone

OK... here's the pro-active plan for the day.

1:get truck running.
2: take Gennie down to the mechanic. beg and plead to get it fixed fast.
3:go for a run on the beach
4:get truckload of culture stone fake rock
5:fill up woodbox so's I dont freeze
6: avoid locals and the booze they carry
7:make a set of stone steps
8:skimboard in the glowing...
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home on the island for one day, and already Im planning my escape. It should be great, this escape, mabey with tunnels and a motorcycle jump...

home again, a little more tanned, a little more sore. good to be back in canada. NZ was great but being back home is always a good feeling.

Surfing is almost as good as climbing. doing both is pretty sweet.

well, this is it, one day of work left then *POW*!! imma outa here. I hate flying, at least I hate flying on big, boring airliners. its basically being bored in a small space, not his time. This time I've decided to be the weird guy everyone ends up sitting next to. I think I'll start randomly making shit up, outrageous, obvisly false stupid shit...
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You know what time sounds like when it goes slooooowly?

T....ock.....T.....ock.... ok mabey thats just me.

I need some good 70's drama rock right now,.... wait , whats this?! EUROPE!!! THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!! souless 80's synth anthem!!! OOOOHHHHH YEAHHHHH!!!!!

dun dun...... dundundundundun....dundun...

People of earth, you may now rock out to the stylin' sounds, all is safe.




"IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!"

ow, my head hurts, my nieghbor rolled his truck last night, Im out of rum, I want it to rain to match my mood... I dont do depression/angst very well, especially when one has access to large machines...

SHITFUCKASSCRAP.... Poo... I.... HATE.... WAITING......

seriously, Im gonna become a monk, move to the woods (more woods than current) and never get attached again... I used to...
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Me: man this weather is shit.
My Brain: lets go climbing!
M: we cant, it's been raining for 3 months.
B: what about ice climbing?
M: no ice, too warm
B: your just a chicken shit
M:nooo....
B: bock bock
B: get out the aid gear, we could go up the valley!!!
M: do you have any idea how much of a suffer fest that...
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Im gone on the 24 of feb. to kiwi-ville to FINALLY get out of the ##$#@% rain and do some climbing. also cement forming can suck my tiny little bawrs. Work=money=climbing=sufferfest=fun? yeah...

on a more serious note I spoke at length with my old climbing mentor/ bad influence. He made me realise that sunny days spent on 60ft rocks do not build character, further the...
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stupid work, I dont wanna form foundations, I WANNA ROCK DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA ROCK!!!! TURN IT DOWN YOU SAY WELL ALL I GOTTA SAY WHEN YOU TELL ME TURN IT DOWN IS NOOOO!!! NO NO NO!!!

.... where's Dee snider when you REALLY need him

You little white stick of hate, with your cheery little colour screen and smooth lines, your everything I detest about the world. Your a disposable, poorly made peice of trend shit. I hope your marketing team comes down with a hideous case of crabs. Your support page is a web of lies and propaganda, I think in your dark little heart you never intended to...
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