Me: man this weather is shit.
My Brain: lets go climbing!
M: we cant, it's been raining for 3 months.
B: what about ice climbing?
M: no ice, too warm
B: your just a chicken shit
M:nooo....
B: bock bock
B: get out the aid gear, we could go up the valley!!!
M: do you have any idea how much of a suffer fest that would be, plus we'd drown on the slabs.
B: bock bock bock...
M: anyway ask the back, its all fucked up from pouring concrete, no climbing for it.
Back: this is true, my life is a never ending parade of agony and despair.
Brain: cry baby, lets go to the gym, pull on some plastic!!!
M: thats it you'r cut off, no more blood for you.
.........................
31 more days to NZ.
thats how my day went.
My Brain: lets go climbing!
M: we cant, it's been raining for 3 months.
B: what about ice climbing?
M: no ice, too warm
B: your just a chicken shit
M:nooo....
B: bock bock
B: get out the aid gear, we could go up the valley!!!
M: do you have any idea how much of a suffer fest that would be, plus we'd drown on the slabs.
B: bock bock bock...
M: anyway ask the back, its all fucked up from pouring concrete, no climbing for it.
Back: this is true, my life is a never ending parade of agony and despair.
Brain: cry baby, lets go to the gym, pull on some plastic!!!
M: thats it you'r cut off, no more blood for you.
.........................
31 more days to NZ.
thats how my day went.

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I want to go to NZ!!!