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Raise your hand if you've ever had a one-night stand...

(FYI - my hand stays down.)

My roommate, on the other hand, just had his first last night.

He says he's proud of himself. However, he was drunk at the time. This chick was kind of gross. I guess she didn't seem that gross to him though.

He gave her his phone number, but while she was sleeping he stole it out of her purse. I guess he doesn't ever want to see her again.

His one-nighter was Wednesday night. He missed school today because he was up so late. He could fail out. Again...

I'm not his mother, dammit. I'm not going to tell him what to do. But I really feel like I should say something. If he fails out again, that's it. No more college for him.


On a lighter note I think I know who I'm going to marry. Maybe. The two of us have known each other for almost 3 years now, but have recently been hanging out a lot more. In a short time we've become all but best friends. We're both very tired of the dating scene and have joked about just tying the knot more than once. And as Freud will tell you, all jokes spring from the realm of truth. We're hanging out tonight.

She's great.

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