One time, when I was 18, a bee stung my penis. I was wearing baggy shorts at my friend's garage. I squatted down to look under the car, and felt a pinch right on my shaft. I thought the damn thing just got caught on a zipper or something. Then I heard the buzz. The fucking bee fell out of my shorts, and I stomped on it. I ran to the bathroom, and pulled out my shit. The stinger was still in, pulsing venom into my dick meat. I was able to remove the stinger with my thumb and fingernails. I was however unable to rub one out for a few days. Overall, it was not a pleasant experience.
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