jspec1980

Tegan and Sara on Pandora, whilst sketching out my new tattoo design/ layout. And I'm still in my pajamas.

Just a lazy Sunday. Playing GT5 B-spec mode, surfing SG

One time, when I was 18, a bee stung my penis. I was wearing baggy shorts at my friend's garage. I squatted down to look under the car, and felt a pinch right on my shaft. I thought the damn thing just got caught on a zipper or something. Then I heard the buzz. The fucking bee fell out of my shorts, and I stomped...
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'Butt Pie' is a sequel to the bestseller 'Butt Cake.' A whole magazine of butt with cake all over it.

[Reads the magazine title]

'Chunky Asses?'

[laughs]

Red Vines aren't as good as Twizzlers, but they do make better soda straws.

Watching Spongebob. Squidward is the best!

Watching Dead Season on Netflix. A zombie movie, with an awful plot and acting.

Finally Friday! I hope we don't get fucking buried in snow this weekend, I've had enough.

Looking for a date to my military ball on Mar 16! Any takers? If not, I'll probably just have to hire a tranny stripper....

The new kanji tats I got last week are itchy as fuck. Healing well though. Can't wait for my appt in two weeks to get more work done.

I think I'm taking the bodywork off my bike to have my buddy paint it. I'm thinking satin black. Looking at carbon fiber cans, but they're so much more $$. Was thinking of just taking the Yoshi...
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Hit the gym today! It felt good to run a mile, then work on shoulders and back. I signed up for it a month ago, then one of my meathead friends put me in a bear hug, and cracked some ribs. Guess he just really loved me that day! Next week it's back to Muay Thai to work my core, turn my shins into steel...
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