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I'm getting a raise at some point soon, obviously for being a complete badass because I haven't even worked there for a month and raises are always at manager's discretion.

Venla is the alpha and the omega. One day I'll work up the nerve to talk to her and she'll shoot me down, but at least I'll get to fill out the "most humbling moment" section of my profile. Man she's amazing.

Since yesterday I've had a really annoying problem with touching things. That sounds bad. It feels like nails on a chalkboard touching almost anything and I get nauseous and feel like my hands are dirty. What the fuck?

The coolest tribute to goatse.cx ever. A disappointingly small number of people seem to get it, though.