jrwhite

I'm starting my own language. I'll teach it to you. One phrase at a time.

Ne Laag De'sais |nAye'-lag-deez'Ace|
Never should you fucking-ever.. under any circumstance what-so-fucking-ever.. EVER!
Typically used in 'duh' or 'dur' type situations.

How to remember?

N - Never
E - Ever

L - Let
A - Asian
G - Girl

D - Drive
I - in
Z - Zombie
A - Apocalypse
S - Scenario
E - Ever



Example:

"Ahh! The zombies are eating my brains," said Carl.
"Why, oh, why did I let my asian girlfriend drive?!"

Poor Carl. He should have known 'ne laag de'sais'.