jp

Sup?

For old time's sake (from me to you, surprisingly, thought it was the other way around).

The Memo:

DEC 01, 2002 05:49 PM

Oh, you didn't get the memo at work the other day? Well let me read it to you....

To all my girls:
1. Don't waste my time
2. Don't tease me
3. We will fuck with no strings attached
4. Don't call - Be called (but always call to keep you fresh in my mind)
5. There will be no drama
6. Never leave a man with blue balls
7. No conspiring
8. No stalking
And most importantly:
9. DO NOT GET COMFORTABLE BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT YOU TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND!


Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate