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The Memo:
DEC 01, 2002 05:49 PM
Oh, you didn't get the memo at work the other day? Well let me read it to you....
To all my girls:
1. Don't waste my time
2. Don't tease me
3. We will fuck with no strings attached
4. Don't call - Be called (but always call to keep you fresh in my mind)
5. There will be no drama
6. Never leave a man with blue balls
7. No conspiring
8. No stalking
And most importantly:
9. DO NOT GET COMFORTABLE BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT YOU TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND!
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate