Department of Employment, Training and Rehabilitation
Employment Security Division
500 East Third Street
Carson City, Nevada 89713-0021
Dear Mid-level Bureaucrat:
I have not received my unemployment benefits for the week ending 07/06/2002.
This poses two problems -
Food. By my current estimates, I will need to make a decision no later than Friday, July 12th whether to purchase groceries on my credit card or eat my cat.
Conciousness. Without my benefits check, I am unable to purchase illicit chemicals to facilitate interaction between myself and others.
I hope this situation can be corrected promptly.
Sincerely Yours,
Chris Escarcega
Layabout
Employment Security Division
500 East Third Street
Carson City, Nevada 89713-0021
Dear Mid-level Bureaucrat:
I have not received my unemployment benefits for the week ending 07/06/2002.
This poses two problems -
Food. By my current estimates, I will need to make a decision no later than Friday, July 12th whether to purchase groceries on my credit card or eat my cat.
Conciousness. Without my benefits check, I am unable to purchase illicit chemicals to facilitate interaction between myself and others.
I hope this situation can be corrected promptly.
Sincerely Yours,
Chris Escarcega
Layabout
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joyrider:
(i got my check this afternoon. off to buy food.)
dia:
Huh? I'm out of my gourd. I didn't call Chiquita an ass, I promise
I was just telling bureacracy to never mess with Chris, and that I'd sacrifice my kitty for his kitty
I was just telling bureacracy to never mess with Chris, and that I'd sacrifice my kitty for his kitty