Can someone give me a hand with putting photos into my profile or point me in the direction of a tutorial? I know it's not rocket science, but I've never done any kind of photo-editing before. I really have to do something about that picture. Someone who knew me from that could not pick me out of a line-up...which actually doesn't sound so bad when...
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Hunting around on real estate sites is NOT encouraging. Not only is there nothing in my price range, but there's very little that i like...even way, WAY out of my range. Looks like the master plan is back to inheriting/marrying rich/winning the lottery/being one of the few survivors in a post-apocalyptic society. Hey, at least i'm a realist.

Yes, I'm getting restless. Just started a...
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I got feeling crappy at work today, which forced me to miss the company's Pride Meet & Greet. I know I would have made a terrible impression, as I was sick and grumpy, but I'm crushed that I missed it. It's particularly frustrating, as I'd been looking forward to the event for weeks and only felt really awful for an hour or so before and...
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I pulled up a barstool next to my longtime best friend yesterday, only to have her say "Oh my GOD, you'e gone emo! When did that happen?". I think she might have a point. Although, as I told her, it's not really something that happens overnight as it is something that you descend into slowly like alcoholism.

Either way, I'm too happy to care because...
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Well, I'm back online after what seemed to me to be a lengthy hiatus. Checking the dates on my posts, though, have confirmed it to be only a month or so. Apparently, it just seemed like forever because I was living back home for the first time since i was a teenager and had no access to porn.

Now that ski season is officially over...
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Dan Savage is my hero:

"Confidential to everybody: "Pearl necklace" is out. "Cheney" is in. Pass it on."

New job is great so far, although I'm still training, so it's hard to get much of a sense for anything. My brother's comment when I told him I was starting on Valentines' Day: "I can't believe you're so desperate for a man in your life that you're willing ot consider The Man." Bastard. It's pretty funny, though. This week I'm getting classroom training, which...
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Leaving in 10 minutes for new-job-starting. Wish me luck.

Trying not to flash back to last year. Can't believe I made it.

Self, I said to myself, I don't care HOW annoyed you are. You are going to learn to make gnocchi if it's the last thing you ever do. You are going to make gnocchi until you kick off another potato famine. If it is good, you will be rewarded with unending portions of divine potato clouds. If it is bad, you will suffer as you...
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The grocery clerk doesn't love me. She isn't at Superstore anymore. If she really loved me, she'd keep working there in the hopes that she would someday be graced with my presence again. But no. It's like she's trying to discourage the stalkers. And nothing says 'frigid' like that.