Dan Savage is my hero:
"Confidential to everybody: "Pearl necklace" is out. "Cheney" is in. Pass it on."
"Confidential to everybody: "Pearl necklace" is out. "Cheney" is in. Pass it on."

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masquerade:
But at least a pearl necklace doesn't embed things in your flesh. "Cheney" implies more pain than one would hope would be involved.
_fidelio:
of course you count, i just dont come here often.