I've been trying to cut costs since Christmas, so I haven't bothered to get a haircut in a while. A couple of days ago, I was horrified to discover that I am fast approaching a bona-fide MULLET! With visible roots-in two different colours! My theory about slowly becoming white trash is already in motion!
Seriously, I wish you guys could see it. It's a fuckin' train wreck. I desperately hope this is not an omen.
Seriously, I wish you guys could see it. It's a fuckin' train wreck. I desperately hope this is not an omen.
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masquerade:
I think you just have odd hair. I don't think it's really a mullet unless you're a guy. Preferrably a guy with a hockey helmet and / or a Guns 'n' Roses T-shirt.
cilantro:
We should most definitely do SOMETHING in the next few days... I don't seem to have your number, but give me a call and we'll arrange something.