So I went to the hall this morning and didn't get a job again. Now I'm doing laundry, and in a minute I'm going to eat leftovers. Damn! wouldn't you kill to be me?
Is this possibly the stupidest guy in the world? Who makes 300 grand a year and steals a 30 dollar belt? People like this make me feel better about myself. I have no money but at least I'm not stupid. No comments on that statement please
Is this possibly the stupidest guy in the world? Who makes 300 grand a year and steals a 30 dollar belt? People like this make me feel better about myself. I have no money but at least I'm not stupid. No comments on that statement please

gurov:
There was this one day when I had a left over burrito waiting for me... I was so excited to eat it.... I kid you not, I laughed in glee and I took the first bite.... of course as I chewed there was this voice in my head (which inexplicably had a british accent) that said, "you fool... you are giddy about eating a LEFTOVER burito...)....