three things.
a it's a good thing i came back to talk to you fuckers when i did, because i was thisfuckingclose to becoming a serial axe murderer. people are bitches.
b i'm completely addicted to ebay. i bought nine things of lip balm/gloss on ebay last night. this is excessive.
c i have the next three days off. wow has not arrived yet....
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a it's a good thing i came back to talk to you fuckers when i did, because i was thisfuckingclose to becoming a serial axe murderer. people are bitches.
b i'm completely addicted to ebay. i bought nine things of lip balm/gloss on ebay last night. this is excessive.
c i have the next three days off. wow has not arrived yet....
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MOTHERS HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS.
jovia checks her email and what does she find?
not one, but two gift accounts, given by the irrepressible S_Eldorado and the effervescent additionad. i can't believe you guys would spend money on me, because honestly, i'm only really so-so. so-so hot.
but holy shit, do you guys fucking rule. i owe you. whaddya want, boob pictures? i got boob...
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jovia checks her email and what does she find?
not one, but two gift accounts, given by the irrepressible S_Eldorado and the effervescent additionad. i can't believe you guys would spend money on me, because honestly, i'm only really so-so. so-so hot.
but holy shit, do you guys fucking rule. i owe you. whaddya want, boob pictures? i got boob...
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missnight:
YAY! You are back! I love you!!!! And you have a purpose on this site...for me to oogle at you and say hey guys, look at my hot friend!!!! lol Welcome back doll
-Dana
www.missnight.org
-Dana
www.missnight.org
obliviousfocus:
i already knew that hahaha
poignantly, six months after i meet the love of my life here, i realize that this place has outlived its usefulness for me. adieu, sg!
i need the money so i can go live with Doghouse_Reilly.
my fiance.
atropamis@gmail.com is where you can find me.
love you, hotties.
i need the money so i can go live with Doghouse_Reilly.
my fiance.
atropamis@gmail.com is where you can find me.
love you, hotties.
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hyppe:
eeee... someone's getting a normal life.. good for you jovia... ill keep in touch 
all of luck to you and doghouse.. love ya
all of luck to you and doghouse.. love ya
supernal:
sorry to c you go 
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codemonkeym:
If I didn't know guys that lived by the lessons in White Collar Slacker's Handbook, I would think it was just humor. Of course, they were living that way before the book was published.
beryn:
lol turns out that sometime in july i'll be in richmond IN, which is about an hour or so from indy, i'll let you know when i find out a more specific date but i should be up that way for a week or so.
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s_eldorado:
So are you going to ostracize me after my hidesously rude previous jounral comment?
Cause if you are, make it a female ostrich, k?
The males are way too aggressive.
Cause if you are, make it a female ostrich, k?
The males are way too aggressive.
tiredjaw:
we have escalators in our barnes and nobles. i don't think its that large. they look bad. please see to their removal.
nowhere man, do you see me at all.
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digitaladdiction:
maybe? how is the force treating you?
s_eldorado:
You ok? Alive? Jovia, jovia, where art thou Jovia?
Sigh... you went and got kidnapped by the Lithuanian mafia again didn't you.
What did I tell you about wearing kercheifs in the that part of town?
Sigh... you went and got kidnapped by the Lithuanian mafia again didn't you.
What did I tell you about wearing kercheifs in the that part of town?
we call each other boogerbrains, but we have really, really perverted sex.
go see star wars!!!!!
go see star wars!!!!!
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theloonie:
sw3 was better than expected
apotheosis:
Please elaborate.
Saw Star Wars.. wasn't impressed. Darth Vader was a pussy!
Saw Star Wars.. wasn't impressed. Darth Vader was a pussy!
star wars episode iii at midnight! AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
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madmann_83:
man i say it today... HOLLY SHIT! finally, lucus get's it right.
x_doug_x:
staying at home doing nothing and YOU cant stop me, lol 
sorry about that!
had some health scares, some brokeness, and some new hair. nothing new in jovia-land. i bought a ps2, but it was broken, so i returned it, which was a great way to make money that was mine in the first place. like getting my tax refund all over again!
work sucks.
how the hell are you?!? i haven't seen you in...
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had some health scares, some brokeness, and some new hair. nothing new in jovia-land. i bought a ps2, but it was broken, so i returned it, which was a great way to make money that was mine in the first place. like getting my tax refund all over again!
work sucks.
how the hell are you?!? i haven't seen you in...
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lumnius:
New hair = yummers. Wink Wink = double yummers
Wink Wink = double yummers
costigan:
You came back, but now you are gone again!
What gives!
What gives!
i... do not eat farts.
Doghouse_Reilly is a little sore that he got renamed without his explicit consent.
however, his new identity is way more creative than "IEatFarts" and i give myself nine thousand awesome points for it, and a holy crap award.
Doghouse_Reilly is a little sore that he got renamed without his explicit consent.
however, his new identity is way more creative than "IEatFarts" and i give myself nine thousand awesome points for it, and a holy crap award.
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lumnius:
He should get a trophy of steak-ums for that screen name!
sarahg:
you never talk to me anymoreeee
..need a crying icon..
..need a crying icon..
please teach me the ways.
i have no car.
i can ride the bike if you live close!!!!!
email me your number, i'm emailing mine. I will eat your soul if i dont see you in raliegh