dear married men,
stop hitting on me.
sincerely,
not your wife.
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vanity! a slow turning of the head. accompanied by varying degrees of level adjustment, as well as an absence followed by a sudden presence of border. may all your viewings be lifelike.
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c'est l'amour! this t-shirt smells like sweat and butt. it's my favorite possession.
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this shirt doesn't smell like sweat or butt but it makes me look like a nerrrrrd and makes strangers take pictures of my tits with their camera phones.
/t omg i will give u 55gp
stop hitting on me.
sincerely,
not your wife.
---
vanity! a slow turning of the head. accompanied by varying degrees of level adjustment, as well as an absence followed by a sudden presence of border. may all your viewings be lifelike.
---
c'est l'amour! this t-shirt smells like sweat and butt. it's my favorite possession.
---
this shirt doesn't smell like sweat or butt but it makes me look like a nerrrrrd and makes strangers take pictures of my tits with their camera phones.
/t omg i will give u 55gp
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codemonkeym:
If I didn't know guys that lived by the lessons in White Collar Slacker's Handbook, I would think it was just humor. Of course, they were living that way before the book was published. 
beryn:
lol turns out that sometime in july i'll be in richmond IN, which is about an hour or so from indy, i'll let you know when i find out a more specific date but i should be up that way for a week or so.