jovia

geisha is "GEE-shuh" not "GUY-shuh" or "GAY-shuh." i don't care what dictionary.com says.
you can't suck a person's eye out.
the element osmium was not named after the singing sensation the osmonds.

do not dispute this, for it will make you a bitter and disgusting (and unconvincing) fake human with hammerhead-shark eyes.