jovia

i got a new mattress. who wants to help me break it in? ifyouknowwhati'msayin?

unfortunately it is not -- i repeat, not the only mattress recognized by nasa. but if i had nasa over for tea and asked them what that thing was that's sitting on my bedframe, i bet they wouldn't say "a duck-hunting decoy?" or "the mattel corporation?" fuckers know what's up.