jovia

nowhere man, do you see me at all.

we call each other boogerbrains, but we have really, really perverted sex.



go see star wars!!!!!

star wars episode iii at midnight! AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

sorry about that!

had some health scares, some brokeness, and some new hair. nothing new in jovia-land. i bought a ps2, but it was broken, so i returned it, which was a great way to make money that was mine in the first place. like getting my tax refund all over again!

work sucks.

how the hell are you?!? i haven't seen you in...
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i... do not eat farts.

Doghouse_Reilly is a little sore that he got renamed without his explicit consent.

however, his new identity is way more creative than "IEatFarts" and i give myself nine thousand awesome points for it, and a holy crap award.

i'm home.
everything's good.
i'm now trying to get a job at eb games instead of gamestop. i think this will be a better idea, as gamestop doesn't have fuckin' pc games. also, the assistant manager at eb might be put in charge of another eb store nearby, and asked me if i would be the assistant manager there if so.
that wouldn't suck.

i...
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to the person who hates me:

i'm sorry you hate me. please stop putting pins in the voodoo doll you have of me. haven't i suffered enough? we can work it out.

to all you hotties:

sorry i haven't replied to any comments. i can't really read anything out of my right peripheral vision, so don't comment on this entry. i'll only reply with "HVUHHHH...
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i just split my toenail in half. the pinky toe. the pain is academic, curious; i am handling this insouciantly.

i'm going to meet pulitzer-, not nobel-, prize winner alice walker today. i hope i don't smell funny.

tomorrow, i'm going to a funeral for my housemate's grandfather, who died early yesterday morning. she needs the moral support; she's taking it really hard. keep her in your thoughts, or in your pocket, if you'd rather.



edit: alice walker did not win the nobel prize.