News about ME and NOT ME:
1. A country has outlawed smoking...totally. I think it's Burma or something.
2. I sent in the second photoset taken at the same time as the last one. Within the month I will do the next ones and I want to make them offensive or something. I would like them to be noticed instead of me just basking around in dresses and then kicking them off.
3. I got this cream as a joke for Ben called "Tighten-Her Cream" but then I ended up using it for real because it's consistency is less wet than regular lube, and it rules. Sometimes jokes become reality.
4. For the first time last night I was recognized off SG, but it actually amounted to getting drinks. YEAH. What a nice fellow...or rich....or maybe I'm just poor.
5. Nosferatu (1929) is fucking incredible.
6. David Cross is the most unfunny comedian I've ever tried to watch 26 times. What the fuck is everybody laughing at. Please tell me.
1. A country has outlawed smoking...totally. I think it's Burma or something.
2. I sent in the second photoset taken at the same time as the last one. Within the month I will do the next ones and I want to make them offensive or something. I would like them to be noticed instead of me just basking around in dresses and then kicking them off.
3. I got this cream as a joke for Ben called "Tighten-Her Cream" but then I ended up using it for real because it's consistency is less wet than regular lube, and it rules. Sometimes jokes become reality.
4. For the first time last night I was recognized off SG, but it actually amounted to getting drinks. YEAH. What a nice fellow...or rich....or maybe I'm just poor.
5. Nosferatu (1929) is fucking incredible.
6. David Cross is the most unfunny comedian I've ever tried to watch 26 times. What the fuck is everybody laughing at. Please tell me.
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Something artistically offensive ??