COKE CALLS:
HEY GUYS. HERES SOME E MAILS BETWEEN ME AND MY APRES BREAKUP BOYFRIEND. IT'S KIND OF A NICE STAGE. RIGHT WHEN YOU FORGET THE YUCKY STUFF AND REMEMBER THE GOOD... AND FER SURE FORGET WHY THE HELL YOU WERE EVER ATTRACTED TO THEM. LATE NIGHT COKE CALLS AND MISUNDERSTANDINGS CAN BE PRETTY FUNNY:
ME:
Thanks for checking in, Ben. That's nice. I was stuck outside of my house last night in jammies and figured you might be up. So, I just went back to where I came from: Kate ____ house where she was doing things with her boyfriend while I was sleeping next to them....AWKWAAAAAAARD. Coming back just made me look like a reluctant and confused perv.
--
Benjamin __________
to me
More options 3:43 pm (1 hours ago)
huh? did you call me or something? my phone didn't register (but you
know my policy towards jenna calls after sundown).
i don't know who kate ___is -- nor how one get's locked out the
house in pajamas.
regarding previous email you might want to consider joining
blog.afterben.com -- it's a vibrant web community inhabited by people
coping (some with unbelievable success) with not having this rock-
hard eccentric hermit in their life anymore. Erica's page has good
mp3's. _____'s still pissed . . . . you get the idea
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More options 5:34 pm (1 minute ago)
That's my joke. Don't steal. You dumb dumb. Buy your own jokes. I get mine from www.funnyjews.com.
Three cheers, I'm starting to forget your number and it seems that somebody else was my victim last night. But, who ever your six number doppelganger is, they care about me so much, they thought to call back to make sure I'm alright. Awwwww.
Maybe I should ask them out to coffee sometime? We'll talk about Woody Allen movies over steaming lattes and then when I say "Hey, would it be alright if I called you sometime?" and he'll look back into my eyes smuggly and say "You already did," and we'll have the best laugh.
Oh fuck, I just remembered it again.
HEY GUYS. HERES SOME E MAILS BETWEEN ME AND MY APRES BREAKUP BOYFRIEND. IT'S KIND OF A NICE STAGE. RIGHT WHEN YOU FORGET THE YUCKY STUFF AND REMEMBER THE GOOD... AND FER SURE FORGET WHY THE HELL YOU WERE EVER ATTRACTED TO THEM. LATE NIGHT COKE CALLS AND MISUNDERSTANDINGS CAN BE PRETTY FUNNY:
ME:
Thanks for checking in, Ben. That's nice. I was stuck outside of my house last night in jammies and figured you might be up. So, I just went back to where I came from: Kate ____ house where she was doing things with her boyfriend while I was sleeping next to them....AWKWAAAAAAARD. Coming back just made me look like a reluctant and confused perv.
--
Benjamin __________
to me
More options 3:43 pm (1 hours ago)
huh? did you call me or something? my phone didn't register (but you
know my policy towards jenna calls after sundown).
i don't know who kate ___is -- nor how one get's locked out the
house in pajamas.
regarding previous email you might want to consider joining
blog.afterben.com -- it's a vibrant web community inhabited by people
coping (some with unbelievable success) with not having this rock-
hard eccentric hermit in their life anymore. Erica's page has good
mp3's. _____'s still pissed . . . . you get the idea
- Show quoted text -
More options 5:34 pm (1 minute ago)
That's my joke. Don't steal. You dumb dumb. Buy your own jokes. I get mine from www.funnyjews.com.
Three cheers, I'm starting to forget your number and it seems that somebody else was my victim last night. But, who ever your six number doppelganger is, they care about me so much, they thought to call back to make sure I'm alright. Awwwww.
Maybe I should ask them out to coffee sometime? We'll talk about Woody Allen movies over steaming lattes and then when I say "Hey, would it be alright if I called you sometime?" and he'll look back into my eyes smuggly and say "You already did," and we'll have the best laugh.
Oh fuck, I just remembered it again.
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"Hey, would it be alright if I called you sometime?" and he'll look back into my eyes smuggly and say "You already did," and we'll have the best laugh.
This got a good little chuckle out of me.