AUTOBIOGRAPHY -
Prologue-
1. Who took your profile picture? I dunno. Some guy who sells IDF gear, I suppose.
2. Exactly what are you wearing right now? Brown and white baseball shirt that I bought at a Jerusalem thrift shop because it had the word "firetrap" on it and I thought that was amusing.
3. What is your current problem? The fuckin' army.
4. What makes you most happy? Being at home and doing what I want alongside my girlfriend, jelly_bean
5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to? Uh, in my head?
________________________________________________________Chapter 1:
1. Nickname? Shtig, Axl, Joual.
2. Eye color? Brown
3. Hair color? Auburn.
4.Height? Bigger than a bread box
________________________________________________________ Chapter 2:
1. Do you live with your parent(s)? At the moment, yeah in an apartment.
2. Do you get along with your parent(s)? Sure.
3. Are your parents chill? Yeah, my mom's chill, the old man is a proto-punk from the 60s.
4. Do you have any Siblings? Yup. 27 year old brother.
________________________________________________________ Chapter 3:
FAVORITE:
1. Ice Cream? Raspberry Sorbet.
2. Season? Summatime.
3. Book? ...Dunno. I like to read.
4. Colour? Used to be green.
5. Food? Burgers.
6. Drink? Coke.
9. Pen color? Blue
10. Store? Thrift.
11. Hero? Ghengis Khan.
__________________________________________________________ Chapter 4:
DO YOU
1. Write on your hand: Nope.
2. Call people back? Sometimes.
3. Believe in love? Sure.
4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed? I take over the motherfucker.
___________________________________________________________ Chapter 5:
Have you ?
1. Kissed Someone in the past 24 hours? yes
2. If so, where? On my bed.
3. Had PHYSICAL therapy? Yeah I got some hardcore damage from the army.
4. Gotten surgery? Nah.
5. Taken painkillers? Oh yeah.
6. Overdosed on pain killers? Perhaps.
7. Been stung by a bee? Pf.
8. Threw up in a doctors office: Ya should have seen me.
___________________________________________________________ Chapter 6:
Who/what was the last
3. Thing you touched? Computer.
4. Thing you said? "I take over the bed."
7. Person you hugged? Jelly_bean
8. Person you talked to on the phone? Old man
11. Last book you read? Longest Day
12. Last time you cleaned your room? Jelly_bean did. Shes good like that.
13. Last time you talked to someone you liked? About a second ago.
________________________________________________________Chapter 7:
1. Where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you liked? Just now.
2. What's the most exciting thing that happened to you today? Wrastlin' Jelly_bean.
3. How many best friends do you have? I'm anti-social.
4. Would you rather get up early or sleep in? Sleep like the dead.
5. What piercings do you want? Just my ears.
6. Does the thought of marriage scare you? Nah.
7. What would you like to change about your life right now? I gotta get the fuck outta the army.
8. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth? Truth hurts like a bitch, but I gotta smack a bitch who lies. So...toss up.
9. Whats on your bedroom floor? My bags for the army.
10. Who was the last person you got into an argument with? My buddy Matt, probably over some piece of obscure music or historical/political trivia
11. Do you trust people easily? Anti-social, remember?
12. If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move to? Been there, done that.
13. Do you think you're good looking? I look like a young Russian kid.
14. Could you go a day without eating? I do it often enough in the field and during the last war.
15. How much do looks matter to you? I like being aesthetically pleased.
16. How do you feel about P.D.A.? Same as I feel about B.J. and a D.P. by a M.I.L.F., it's all good in the hood.
17. When was the last time you had your hair cut? I shave it close every few weeks.
18. Would you rather be mad or sad? Mad.
19. Does it take a lot to make you cry? Yup. But Im good at making people cry.
20. What's the worst car accident you've ever been in? Never had one.
21. Are you tight with your mommy? We're good.
22. How do you like your steak cooked? Burned.
23. Do you tell your parents everything? Nah
24. Would you rather be a bird or a fish? Shark.
25. Name one fear you have: Failure.
Prologue-
1. Who took your profile picture? I dunno. Some guy who sells IDF gear, I suppose.
2. Exactly what are you wearing right now? Brown and white baseball shirt that I bought at a Jerusalem thrift shop because it had the word "firetrap" on it and I thought that was amusing.
3. What is your current problem? The fuckin' army.
4. What makes you most happy? Being at home and doing what I want alongside my girlfriend, jelly_bean
5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to? Uh, in my head?
________________________________________________________Chapter 1:
1. Nickname? Shtig, Axl, Joual.
2. Eye color? Brown
3. Hair color? Auburn.
4.Height? Bigger than a bread box
________________________________________________________ Chapter 2:
1. Do you live with your parent(s)? At the moment, yeah in an apartment.
2. Do you get along with your parent(s)? Sure.
3. Are your parents chill? Yeah, my mom's chill, the old man is a proto-punk from the 60s.
4. Do you have any Siblings? Yup. 27 year old brother.
________________________________________________________ Chapter 3:
FAVORITE:
1. Ice Cream? Raspberry Sorbet.
2. Season? Summatime.
3. Book? ...Dunno. I like to read.
4. Colour? Used to be green.
5. Food? Burgers.
6. Drink? Coke.
9. Pen color? Blue
10. Store? Thrift.
11. Hero? Ghengis Khan.
__________________________________________________________ Chapter 4:
DO YOU
1. Write on your hand: Nope.
2. Call people back? Sometimes.
3. Believe in love? Sure.
4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed? I take over the motherfucker.
___________________________________________________________ Chapter 5:
Have you ?
1. Kissed Someone in the past 24 hours? yes
2. If so, where? On my bed.
3. Had PHYSICAL therapy? Yeah I got some hardcore damage from the army.
4. Gotten surgery? Nah.
5. Taken painkillers? Oh yeah.
6. Overdosed on pain killers? Perhaps.
7. Been stung by a bee? Pf.
8. Threw up in a doctors office: Ya should have seen me.
___________________________________________________________ Chapter 6:
Who/what was the last
3. Thing you touched? Computer.
4. Thing you said? "I take over the bed."
7. Person you hugged? Jelly_bean
8. Person you talked to on the phone? Old man
11. Last book you read? Longest Day
12. Last time you cleaned your room? Jelly_bean did. Shes good like that.
13. Last time you talked to someone you liked? About a second ago.
________________________________________________________Chapter 7:
1. Where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you liked? Just now.
2. What's the most exciting thing that happened to you today? Wrastlin' Jelly_bean.
3. How many best friends do you have? I'm anti-social.
4. Would you rather get up early or sleep in? Sleep like the dead.
5. What piercings do you want? Just my ears.
6. Does the thought of marriage scare you? Nah.
7. What would you like to change about your life right now? I gotta get the fuck outta the army.
8. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth? Truth hurts like a bitch, but I gotta smack a bitch who lies. So...toss up.
9. Whats on your bedroom floor? My bags for the army.
10. Who was the last person you got into an argument with? My buddy Matt, probably over some piece of obscure music or historical/political trivia
11. Do you trust people easily? Anti-social, remember?
12. If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move to? Been there, done that.
13. Do you think you're good looking? I look like a young Russian kid.
14. Could you go a day without eating? I do it often enough in the field and during the last war.
15. How much do looks matter to you? I like being aesthetically pleased.
16. How do you feel about P.D.A.? Same as I feel about B.J. and a D.P. by a M.I.L.F., it's all good in the hood.
17. When was the last time you had your hair cut? I shave it close every few weeks.
18. Would you rather be mad or sad? Mad.
19. Does it take a lot to make you cry? Yup. But Im good at making people cry.
20. What's the worst car accident you've ever been in? Never had one.
21. Are you tight with your mommy? We're good.
22. How do you like your steak cooked? Burned.
23. Do you tell your parents everything? Nah
24. Would you rather be a bird or a fish? Shark.
25. Name one fear you have: Failure.
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