I hate weddings. Weddings are shallow and pedantic. If I ever go to a wedding again, it will be too soon. Although, drinking heavily does soften the experience. Fuck weddings.
Ha ha! I guess I didn't feel the need to scavenge the lawnmower blade as an anti-zombie bludgeon because my axe, crowbar and chainsaw are all right next to the mower.
Hmmm... maybe I should think about spreading them around.
Hmmm... maybe I should think about spreading them around.
Thank you