Well, tonight was fun. I did the work thing then I went out for a beer with my friend who seems to sucker me in to going out every so often, despite not usually enjoying myself. Tonight was a bit different. I had an ok time. I am no longer in dire need of cash, so I got to drink without worry of making one beer last 3 hours. Keith (the guy I caught giving it to my ex) was there giving me the stink eye trying to get me to start something but I had a mini-epiphany... I really don't give a shit. I may not be in any fantastic life position now, but it's still leaps and bounds ahead of where I'd be if I didn't come home for lunch that day. The whole lot of them can take a flying leap for all I care. I have a life to live.
I didn't dance tonight. I started to, but decided against it until I could get some feedback on the issue I'm having... Is a guy allowed to get "excited" when dancing like they do in commercials for dance clubs? A standing interactive lap-dance is what it looks like. I mean, I pay 20 bucks to get a girl to rub me the right way but when it happens for free, is the same reaction acceptable? Also, I'm not talking about going out and rubbing stiff junk on a lady's thigh on purpose, but instead, if in the course of events the Colonel should happen to salute the troops, am I held accountable. (I was going to try to fit in one about Bruce Banner getting angry, but I think you get what I'm trying to ask. Just in case, though... ERECTION ERECTION ERECTION)
So, that was my night. Work, beer, and avoiding poking my friend Jenn in the ass with the Hulk (I guess I got to use that one anyway). Such is life.
That's it. Hopefully I will have less boner issues tomorrow, and hopefully I can go the rest of my life without using the term 'boner issues" ever again.
I didn't dance tonight. I started to, but decided against it until I could get some feedback on the issue I'm having... Is a guy allowed to get "excited" when dancing like they do in commercials for dance clubs? A standing interactive lap-dance is what it looks like. I mean, I pay 20 bucks to get a girl to rub me the right way but when it happens for free, is the same reaction acceptable? Also, I'm not talking about going out and rubbing stiff junk on a lady's thigh on purpose, but instead, if in the course of events the Colonel should happen to salute the troops, am I held accountable. (I was going to try to fit in one about Bruce Banner getting angry, but I think you get what I'm trying to ask. Just in case, though... ERECTION ERECTION ERECTION)
So, that was my night. Work, beer, and avoiding poking my friend Jenn in the ass with the Hulk (I guess I got to use that one anyway). Such is life.
That's it. Hopefully I will have less boner issues tomorrow, and hopefully I can go the rest of my life without using the term 'boner issues" ever again.
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Thank you
and suddenly she might be disqusted like "oh my god....this guys such a perv....he's coping cheap thrills.... Go away.