Some interesting facts I learned while watching shark week on the Discovery Channel:
-More people are killed by falling coconuts than sharks every year.
-Punching sharks in the face pisses them off.
-Sharks can digest metal.
-Sharks can tell time, but only with digital clocks... analog clocks confuse them
-A shark can smell blood from a mile away, but can smell peanut M&Ms from five.
-Sharks prefer Aquaman to Namor the Sub-mariner but only because they think they can use him to get to meet The Flash.
-Sharks can program VCRs.
-Sharks can ride motorcycles but Discovery Channel refuses to combine shark week and bike week because the sheer awesomeness would cause immediate blindness in all who viewed.
-Sharks can drink any Irishman under the table.
-Finally, Jabberjaw was based on true events (as was the Snorks, but that's neither here nor there)
I went swimming last night and now my ears are blocked... I can't hear a damn thing.
Dead Like Me is a great show.
I'm bored. (This could have been first and saved everyone the trouble of having to read the whole thing)
-More people are killed by falling coconuts than sharks every year.
-Punching sharks in the face pisses them off.
-Sharks can digest metal.
-Sharks can tell time, but only with digital clocks... analog clocks confuse them
-A shark can smell blood from a mile away, but can smell peanut M&Ms from five.
-Sharks prefer Aquaman to Namor the Sub-mariner but only because they think they can use him to get to meet The Flash.
-Sharks can program VCRs.
-Sharks can ride motorcycles but Discovery Channel refuses to combine shark week and bike week because the sheer awesomeness would cause immediate blindness in all who viewed.
-Sharks can drink any Irishman under the table.
-Finally, Jabberjaw was based on true events (as was the Snorks, but that's neither here nor there)
I went swimming last night and now my ears are blocked... I can't hear a damn thing.
Dead Like Me is a great show.
I'm bored. (This could have been first and saved everyone the trouble of having to read the whole thing)
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ps....Im very bored too....