What do you do when you come across a picture of the cutest cross-eyed kitten in the world?
Use your awesome MSPaint skillz (with a z) and turn him into a mite-sized replica of the ugliest Jedi ever. I think that Hayden Christensen and the kitten both have the same optometrist....
Janet's getting ass, so that means I'm forced out of the house for a couple hours and see a movie on her tab. I saw The Longest Yard. I wish I had seen Madagascar instead, but I felt too creepy buying a ticket for it. I liked the original much better but Burt Reynolds still kicks ass. I couldn't even tell he is 70. However, despite only being 12 minutes shorter than the original, it still feels like there was a bunch cut out. The acting was par, the story was as good as a 21 year old script can be, the football was good and I did find myself on the edge of my seat a few times... I'd recommend seeing a matinee.
That's it... I spent most of the day waiting for Janet to kick me out when she got her booty call, so I did a lot of make up playing with my neo-pet.
Use your awesome MSPaint skillz (with a z) and turn him into a mite-sized replica of the ugliest Jedi ever. I think that Hayden Christensen and the kitten both have the same optometrist....
Janet's getting ass, so that means I'm forced out of the house for a couple hours and see a movie on her tab. I saw The Longest Yard. I wish I had seen Madagascar instead, but I felt too creepy buying a ticket for it. I liked the original much better but Burt Reynolds still kicks ass. I couldn't even tell he is 70. However, despite only being 12 minutes shorter than the original, it still feels like there was a bunch cut out. The acting was par, the story was as good as a 21 year old script can be, the football was good and I did find myself on the edge of my seat a few times... I'd recommend seeing a matinee.
That's it... I spent most of the day waiting for Janet to kick me out when she got her booty call, so I did a lot of make up playing with my neo-pet.
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alyk:
with a FL chick? how's that going to work when you move? give me the dirt on the date, yo...
alyk:
have you seen the movie "better off dead" with john cusack? your date reminds me of the scene where his dad forces him to go out on a date w/ that hideous bitch with braces...I hope you've seen it, because my synopsis of it made no sense...