Why am I happy that I watched the 2 hour block of M*A*S*H today at 4 instead of tonight at 11? Because tonight at 11 was the greatest movie ever to feature a soundtrack by AC/DC. Maximum Overdrive. Now it's time for Street Smarts... I watch way too much television.
Maximum Netflix Overdrive:
Second disc of Penn and Teller Bullshit: Season 1 - Still funny.
The Happy Tree Friends: Volume 3 - Hilarious. I'm going to thank Xip once again for a wonderful suggestion. Thank you, Xip.
Blade: Trinity - So good, yet so, so bad. Parker Posey as a vampire = supa-fine. Ryan Reynolds, who is engaged to Alanis Morissette, is once again, phenominal (do do do do) and delivers a splendid comedic performance that is equally balanced out by his action skillz. Natasha Lyonne makes a wicked hot blind chick and most of the fight scenes were pretty well done. However, the story is lame, the acting from everyone else is lame, Tripple H should stick to fake wrestling because his fake fight scenes were horrid, the ending made no sense and vampire dogs are stupid. Jessica Biel was nothing more than a walking iPod commercial (cause she totally likes to rock when hunting Vamps!) and Patton Oswald had too little of a part. I gave it 4 stars on NetFlix because I could watch 2 hours of Ryan Reynolds any day... shit... I mean Parker Posey. I could watch her any day... fuck.
On a less happy note, I got rid of most of my remaining dvd's for food and gas money. If I don't get a job soon, I'm going to be royally fucked when July rolls around. Not to mention when I can't pay off the last 200 bucks on the bike in 2 weeks. Also, The ghost in the attic is tapdancing in whatever room I'm not in. I'd carry my bat around, but hey, it's a ghost, like that would do any good.
On a more happy note, I may be giving up the motorcycle when I go back to Massachusetts, but I can still juggle like a motherfucker... a much less known skill that the ladies can't resist.
Maximum Netflix Overdrive:
Second disc of Penn and Teller Bullshit: Season 1 - Still funny.
The Happy Tree Friends: Volume 3 - Hilarious. I'm going to thank Xip once again for a wonderful suggestion. Thank you, Xip.
Blade: Trinity - So good, yet so, so bad. Parker Posey as a vampire = supa-fine. Ryan Reynolds, who is engaged to Alanis Morissette, is once again, phenominal (do do do do) and delivers a splendid comedic performance that is equally balanced out by his action skillz. Natasha Lyonne makes a wicked hot blind chick and most of the fight scenes were pretty well done. However, the story is lame, the acting from everyone else is lame, Tripple H should stick to fake wrestling because his fake fight scenes were horrid, the ending made no sense and vampire dogs are stupid. Jessica Biel was nothing more than a walking iPod commercial (cause she totally likes to rock when hunting Vamps!) and Patton Oswald had too little of a part. I gave it 4 stars on NetFlix because I could watch 2 hours of Ryan Reynolds any day... shit... I mean Parker Posey. I could watch her any day... fuck.
On a less happy note, I got rid of most of my remaining dvd's for food and gas money. If I don't get a job soon, I'm going to be royally fucked when July rolls around. Not to mention when I can't pay off the last 200 bucks on the bike in 2 weeks. Also, The ghost in the attic is tapdancing in whatever room I'm not in. I'd carry my bat around, but hey, it's a ghost, like that would do any good.
On a more happy note, I may be giving up the motorcycle when I go back to Massachusetts, but I can still juggle like a motherfucker... a much less known skill that the ladies can't resist.
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Chicken bu.. Oh, you ruined it.