Guess which movie rules (and by rules, I mean that I saw 10 years ago and look back on fondly).
Flight of the Navigator.
Guess which movie was on television today.
Flight of the mother fucking Navigator.
I remember it better than it actually was. The kid reminded me of Ally Sheedy and if I ever had control over superior alien technology, I wouldn't program it to sound like a Pee Wee Herman knock off. Also, since this is the first movie my brother saw in the theater, my mom cried through the whole thing. She leaves in 4 days.
For some reason, I also remember the old PBS show Wishbone. Where the dog that looks like Rimshot from Ernest Goes to Jail plays the part of important historical figures. I also remember loving that show for some reason.
My three latest Netflix?
-Supersize Me. It made me want a cheeseburger. A sweet, delicious, fantastic cheeseburger. It also informed me that eating cheeseburgers from McD's is bad for you... durh.
-Big Fish. I liked it. I'm glad I saw it. I can move on.
-Kill Bill Vol. 2. If I ever come across a magic lamp with a genie inside, I will wish for 1) Lots of money. 300 Million seems about right. Sure right now all I ask for is 20 grand to set me up in the right direction, but fuck, if I have a genie, why not go all out. 2) The powers of The Flash. and 3) QUENTIN TARANTINO'S FUCKING HEAD ON A GOD DAMN SILVER PLATTER!!!! This movie sucked with a capital suck. I hate him for stealing my 2 hours. I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate this movie. The only reason I actually sat through this movie was because I was playing Final Fantasy 2 on my gameboy at the same time. The dialogue sucked, the action was sub-par, and the plot was teh geigh. (I hate this movie so much, I'm reduced to using internet slang) I wish someone would punch Tarantino in the throat. I need to recover from this train wreck of a film so I'm bumping Dead Like Me seaon 1 (correction... The Happy Tree Friends) to the front of the list.
Here's a little quick backstory to my supper. About ten years ago, I visited my friend Mike who lives in South Carolina. While there I had the distinct pleasure of dining at an all you can eat Shoney's. I gorged myself, as I often did, fufilling my role as "the fat kid". I ate more than any adult the watiress had ever seen. I was like a freak on display. The running gag between Mike and me was that they had my picture by the register with explicit instructions to never let me in there again, lest they go bankrupt. Well, I'm here to say that my picture is now up at the Cici's Pizza down the street... but not really. I ate so much tonight I'm going to need the extra person jogging to keep from gonig up 4 sizes (thanks alyk ). In any case, I ate like a redneck king tonight.
I like compliments as much as the next guy, but I find it a bit on the creepy side when I'm going to check the mail and the 70 year old man who lives next door asks if I've been working out because my arms are getting much bigger... I'll use my tree-trunk arms to crush his skull if he tries any funny stuff while I'm asleep. Then again, I am kind of lonely.
Since the untimely demise of Rachel Ray (ok, she got married) my new crush is Jorga Fox who plays Sara Sidle on CSI. Sweet zombie Jesus, I love that fucking show.
Tomorrow I have some things to do. One of which is interview at a hip new resteraunt for a server position. The time under my belt that I have as a bitch at the country club should pay off. I hope. Knock on wood, salt over the shoulder and all that jazz.
Flight of the Navigator.
Guess which movie was on television today.
Flight of the mother fucking Navigator.
I remember it better than it actually was. The kid reminded me of Ally Sheedy and if I ever had control over superior alien technology, I wouldn't program it to sound like a Pee Wee Herman knock off. Also, since this is the first movie my brother saw in the theater, my mom cried through the whole thing. She leaves in 4 days.
For some reason, I also remember the old PBS show Wishbone. Where the dog that looks like Rimshot from Ernest Goes to Jail plays the part of important historical figures. I also remember loving that show for some reason.
My three latest Netflix?
-Supersize Me. It made me want a cheeseburger. A sweet, delicious, fantastic cheeseburger. It also informed me that eating cheeseburgers from McD's is bad for you... durh.
-Big Fish. I liked it. I'm glad I saw it. I can move on.
-Kill Bill Vol. 2. If I ever come across a magic lamp with a genie inside, I will wish for 1) Lots of money. 300 Million seems about right. Sure right now all I ask for is 20 grand to set me up in the right direction, but fuck, if I have a genie, why not go all out. 2) The powers of The Flash. and 3) QUENTIN TARANTINO'S FUCKING HEAD ON A GOD DAMN SILVER PLATTER!!!! This movie sucked with a capital suck. I hate him for stealing my 2 hours. I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate this movie. The only reason I actually sat through this movie was because I was playing Final Fantasy 2 on my gameboy at the same time. The dialogue sucked, the action was sub-par, and the plot was teh geigh. (I hate this movie so much, I'm reduced to using internet slang) I wish someone would punch Tarantino in the throat. I need to recover from this train wreck of a film so I'm bumping Dead Like Me seaon 1 (correction... The Happy Tree Friends) to the front of the list.
Here's a little quick backstory to my supper. About ten years ago, I visited my friend Mike who lives in South Carolina. While there I had the distinct pleasure of dining at an all you can eat Shoney's. I gorged myself, as I often did, fufilling my role as "the fat kid". I ate more than any adult the watiress had ever seen. I was like a freak on display. The running gag between Mike and me was that they had my picture by the register with explicit instructions to never let me in there again, lest they go bankrupt. Well, I'm here to say that my picture is now up at the Cici's Pizza down the street... but not really. I ate so much tonight I'm going to need the extra person jogging to keep from gonig up 4 sizes (thanks alyk ). In any case, I ate like a redneck king tonight.
I like compliments as much as the next guy, but I find it a bit on the creepy side when I'm going to check the mail and the 70 year old man who lives next door asks if I've been working out because my arms are getting much bigger... I'll use my tree-trunk arms to crush his skull if he tries any funny stuff while I'm asleep. Then again, I am kind of lonely.
Since the untimely demise of Rachel Ray (ok, she got married) my new crush is Jorga Fox who plays Sara Sidle on CSI. Sweet zombie Jesus, I love that fucking show.
Tomorrow I have some things to do. One of which is interview at a hip new resteraunt for a server position. The time under my belt that I have as a bitch at the country club should pay off. I hope. Knock on wood, salt over the shoulder and all that jazz.
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