-A haiku about my favorite condiment.
Oh, Tobasco Sauce,
Both my friend, and enemy.
You make my ass burn.
-I never learn. I put the stuff on everything, then whine like a little princess when it comes to business time.
-I made spaghetti and meatballs for supper. Home made, from scratch, and it was delicious.
-Had a fight with Janet today. She wanted me to pay my rent and I wanted her to apologize for beating the shit out of me as a kid. Just a small difference of opinions. My spaghetti smoothed things over, but I'm still moving out ASAP. Not sure where, but it has to have the Hallmark channel for my daily M*A*S*H, and warm cause my vehicle is a bit more suited for anything that isn't under 60 degrees.
Fun Fact: I've always wanted to be in a Roller Derby. My team would wear luchador masks and it would rule. I couldn't find any local things going on back in MA, so I sort of gave up on it (like how I gave up on a barbershop quartet when I found out that I can't sing). Now, thanks to Negative, I know there is one going on in Rhode Island, only 45 minutes from where I lived, and I'll never get to see it. You hear that Negative??!! These tears I'm crying are your fault! Just kidding.
Time for Smallville. I'm out like that couple of dudes on Dog Show Parents on Bravo (or A&E, I can't tell the fucking difference)
Oh, Tobasco Sauce,
Both my friend, and enemy.
You make my ass burn.
-I never learn. I put the stuff on everything, then whine like a little princess when it comes to business time.
-I made spaghetti and meatballs for supper. Home made, from scratch, and it was delicious.
-Had a fight with Janet today. She wanted me to pay my rent and I wanted her to apologize for beating the shit out of me as a kid. Just a small difference of opinions. My spaghetti smoothed things over, but I'm still moving out ASAP. Not sure where, but it has to have the Hallmark channel for my daily M*A*S*H, and warm cause my vehicle is a bit more suited for anything that isn't under 60 degrees.
Fun Fact: I've always wanted to be in a Roller Derby. My team would wear luchador masks and it would rule. I couldn't find any local things going on back in MA, so I sort of gave up on it (like how I gave up on a barbershop quartet when I found out that I can't sing). Now, thanks to Negative, I know there is one going on in Rhode Island, only 45 minutes from where I lived, and I'll never get to see it. You hear that Negative??!! These tears I'm crying are your fault! Just kidding.
Time for Smallville. I'm out like that couple of dudes on Dog Show Parents on Bravo (or A&E, I can't tell the fucking difference)
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Wait, who's moving to Am'erst?
Thank you