I wish she had a dick, so I could cock-punch her. WTF, seriously.
I'm sorry I'm not 6 feet tall.
I'm sorry I'm not 185 pounds.
I'm sorry I don't have any hair.
I'm sorry I'm not rich.
I'm sorry I don't drive a new (any) car.
I'm sorry I read comic books.
I'm sorry I watch cartoons.
I'm sorry I like dick and fart jokes.
I'm sorry I can't dance (Despite popular belief, the Robot, isn't dancing... go figure)
I'm sorry my taste in movies blows.
I'm sorry I'm a giant nerd with a giant brain that does no one any good.
I'm sorry my jokes are lame.
I'm sorry I'm not very motivated.
I'm sorry it took me almost 6 years out of high school to decide what I wanted to do.
I'm sorry I can't see my own good qualities when I look in the mirror instead of just the cracks.
I'm sorry I also have horrid taste in music.
I'm sorry...
This is who I am, and this is all I have to offer. I just wish someone would love me for me.
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In other news... All my Favorite SG's are now facing foward. Thanks SG for the update, now I can focus my OCD somewhere else.
I'm sorry I'm not 6 feet tall.
I'm sorry I'm not 185 pounds.
I'm sorry I don't have any hair.
I'm sorry I'm not rich.
I'm sorry I don't drive a new (any) car.
I'm sorry I read comic books.
I'm sorry I watch cartoons.
I'm sorry I like dick and fart jokes.
I'm sorry I can't dance (Despite popular belief, the Robot, isn't dancing... go figure)
I'm sorry my taste in movies blows.
I'm sorry I'm a giant nerd with a giant brain that does no one any good.
I'm sorry my jokes are lame.
I'm sorry I'm not very motivated.
I'm sorry it took me almost 6 years out of high school to decide what I wanted to do.
I'm sorry I can't see my own good qualities when I look in the mirror instead of just the cracks.
I'm sorry I also have horrid taste in music.
I'm sorry...
This is who I am, and this is all I have to offer. I just wish someone would love me for me.
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In other news... All my Favorite SG's are now facing foward. Thanks SG for the update, now I can focus my OCD somewhere else.
I wish she had a dick too cause then we could tell dick jokes about her sense she loves them soooo much.