I do believe there is a hot pocket in the fridge that is calling me. Its saying "Josh, don't be upset about things, instead, bite into my 1/2 pound of pepperoni pizza goodness and forget that you haven't even kissed a girl in X years or that you're smart enough to draw up preliminary designs of a device that utilizes tachyon fields allowing you to see into the past, but can't get a job better than running food with a bunch of people that don't speak English (however, my Spanish is coming along quite nicely)".
I think I broke my finger. I'm upset about this because it's my middle finger. The one that's getting the most use lately. Luckily, I have two.
I have ice cream too. Mmmm Ben and Jerry. Two guys I'd go gay for.
I think I broke my finger. I'm upset about this because it's my middle finger. The one that's getting the most use lately. Luckily, I have two.
I have ice cream too. Mmmm Ben and Jerry. Two guys I'd go gay for.
figmentation:
we all have a price... yours is ben and jerry's... sound wonderful