I know things are getting bad when my penis has to live vicariously through the lives of other penises.
"I don't really care what you did with that waitress, but if you could speak into my crotch, I'm sure he'd appreciate it."
I need new glasses. By the end of each and every day, I have a splitting headache.
I have some extra cash. I'm buying speakers for my cd/walkman. I'm wiring these speakers and bolting them to my scooter. Fuck yeah, my moped will have such a bumpin system.
OUTLAW GOLF 2!!!!! I'M BUYING THAT TOO!!!! SOMEONE STOP MY CRAZY SPENDING BEFORE I HAVE TO BREAK A 50!!!!
I'm in a better mood, but not really. Call it a learned failing in baseball bat therapy. Time to start the liquor therapy.
"I don't really care what you did with that waitress, but if you could speak into my crotch, I'm sure he'd appreciate it."
I need new glasses. By the end of each and every day, I have a splitting headache.
I have some extra cash. I'm buying speakers for my cd/walkman. I'm wiring these speakers and bolting them to my scooter. Fuck yeah, my moped will have such a bumpin system.
OUTLAW GOLF 2!!!!! I'M BUYING THAT TOO!!!! SOMEONE STOP MY CRAZY SPENDING BEFORE I HAVE TO BREAK A 50!!!!
I'm in a better mood, but not really. Call it a learned failing in baseball bat therapy. Time to start the liquor therapy.
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or... you could just not get all the cool stuff and be practical and buy glasses so your head doesn't hurt so bad...