I just can't win. It has come to my attention that a major dating trend is girls dating guys older than them. So when I'm 30, then girls who are my age now will want to date me. Guess again, trends change, so by the time I'm 30, 23 year old girls will date in thier own age bracket and older women (30 or so) will then date younger guys. I can't fucking win. I'm moving to Carson City, Nevada and spending all my money at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. I may be broke and dateless, but I'll have had sex with an asian chick and a midget at the same time.
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