Pardon the negative post.
The number of beers it takes before I think that letting someone borrow my beloved Gameboy Advance SP is a good idea?
14.
I wish I was more confident in myeself. That way when Rico "Douche-nozzle" Suave starts hitting on the neighbor I specifically told him to stay away from with lines like...
"You like fishing? You should come out on my yacht some time"
and my favorite
"I know Dan Marino... we play golf".
... I wouldn't have to resort to letting her kid borrow my gameboy. Whatever, I don't care... Let the kid use my gameboy while the greaseball is nailing his mom from behind 3 apartments down, I don't need anyone.
P.S. Phil of the Future still sucks. Sealab without Captain Murphy still sucks. Not having 20 dollars to go to the strip club to draw the naked ladies sucks (I really am the best friend from Choke). Family Guy, however, does not suck in the least.
Something about me...
Someone once wrote a play about me that was preformed at Boston College.
The number of beers it takes before I think that letting someone borrow my beloved Gameboy Advance SP is a good idea?
14.
I wish I was more confident in myeself. That way when Rico "Douche-nozzle" Suave starts hitting on the neighbor I specifically told him to stay away from with lines like...
"You like fishing? You should come out on my yacht some time"
and my favorite
"I know Dan Marino... we play golf".
... I wouldn't have to resort to letting her kid borrow my gameboy. Whatever, I don't care... Let the kid use my gameboy while the greaseball is nailing his mom from behind 3 apartments down, I don't need anyone.
P.S. Phil of the Future still sucks. Sealab without Captain Murphy still sucks. Not having 20 dollars to go to the strip club to draw the naked ladies sucks (I really am the best friend from Choke). Family Guy, however, does not suck in the least.
Something about me...
Someone once wrote a play about me that was preformed at Boston College.
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how can I stay upset when I sign on to that...