Instead of updating, I should totally be writing my 6 page paper. It has to be about a movie or television show I either like or hate. It's funny how I can write a 13 page paper on Social Services roll in court proceedings in less than two days, but when given the option to write about my opinion, I can't think of word one.
I also have to study because tomorrow I have a test... well, more like a quiz... that I already know the question for... and it was a homework assignment last week that I already did. My US Government class is pretty rad in the fact that the teacher gave the question that is on the quiz. "What do you feel is the most important of the first 8 ammendments and why?" There we go with that fucking asking of my opinion again. Obviously I chose my right to bare arms, because seriously, it would be a total disservice to the ladies to keep these monsters covered up.
If I didn't have this aversion to flunking my quiz, I'd so use that joke tomorrow.
Also, I got a second job. Sort of. In three of my classes I volunteered to take notes for people with handicaps. It turns out that they pay a hundred bucks a class for the notes, so I wasn't about to turn down 300 bills to make copies of something that I do anyway. Though, I suppose this means I'm going to have to stop drawing pictures of the ass cleavage of the girl who sits in front of me in the margin of my notebook. Whatever. If anyone asks, I'll just say that they're seaguls on the beach.
In all seriousness, I either sit in the front of the class or behind a dude, and I do not draw pictures of his ass cleavage in the margins of my legal pad. Though, the next time you see someone bend over, I know you're totally going to think of those check mark seagulls people draw into sketches of the beach. Muahahaha.
That's it. I have to type like my little hands have never typed before. I've got it narrowed down to either how awesome The Shield is or how horribly lame the Covenant was.
Fucking Covenant.
I also have to study because tomorrow I have a test... well, more like a quiz... that I already know the question for... and it was a homework assignment last week that I already did. My US Government class is pretty rad in the fact that the teacher gave the question that is on the quiz. "What do you feel is the most important of the first 8 ammendments and why?" There we go with that fucking asking of my opinion again. Obviously I chose my right to bare arms, because seriously, it would be a total disservice to the ladies to keep these monsters covered up.
If I didn't have this aversion to flunking my quiz, I'd so use that joke tomorrow.
Also, I got a second job. Sort of. In three of my classes I volunteered to take notes for people with handicaps. It turns out that they pay a hundred bucks a class for the notes, so I wasn't about to turn down 300 bills to make copies of something that I do anyway. Though, I suppose this means I'm going to have to stop drawing pictures of the ass cleavage of the girl who sits in front of me in the margin of my notebook. Whatever. If anyone asks, I'll just say that they're seaguls on the beach.
In all seriousness, I either sit in the front of the class or behind a dude, and I do not draw pictures of his ass cleavage in the margins of my legal pad. Though, the next time you see someone bend over, I know you're totally going to think of those check mark seagulls people draw into sketches of the beach. Muahahaha.
That's it. I have to type like my little hands have never typed before. I've got it narrowed down to either how awesome The Shield is or how horribly lame the Covenant was.
Fucking Covenant.
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i had fun..
sorry i'm gonna end up eating your sushi though