What time is it?
Jesus, no. It is not time for Timer...
It's time to look at my sexy new phone! First, I would like to show you the old and busted...
Hahaha, fuck you T-mobile Sidekick 2!! I'm on to bigger and sexier things...
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the newest addition to the "I'm fucking awesome club"...
My new T-Mobile Sidekick 3!!!
Boo. Yeah. Boo-yeah.
Also, just a little FYI... Girls are frigging complicated, mind games suck and I'm getting sick of being alone. That's all... I'm going to make out with my new phone, and if all goes well, the phone won't e-mail me tomorrow about how great a kisser I am but regrettably can't see me in that regard anymore.
Jesus, no. It is not time for Timer...
It's time to look at my sexy new phone! First, I would like to show you the old and busted...

Hahaha, fuck you T-mobile Sidekick 2!! I'm on to bigger and sexier things...
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the newest addition to the "I'm fucking awesome club"...

My new T-Mobile Sidekick 3!!!
Boo. Yeah. Boo-yeah.
Also, just a little FYI... Girls are frigging complicated, mind games suck and I'm getting sick of being alone. That's all... I'm going to make out with my new phone, and if all goes well, the phone won't e-mail me tomorrow about how great a kisser I am but regrettably can't see me in that regard anymore.