Isn't she pretty? We're celebrating our 4 year aniversary soon. You're all jealous, I know. We even made it through that one time we had a fight and I cheated on her with a face cloth...
I've made this joke like 4 times in the last 2 days... this is my official retiring of it.
and you should be thrilled you missed my stage show...
my duds were a complete flop in comparison with everyone elses