Dear UPS,
If you could find it in your heart to start paying me, that would rule. Also, when someone says they quit, in the future please try to listen to them and have a replacement ready the next day as running 8 loads with 4 people, none of which are above a 275 pph is a royal pain in the ass. Thank you in advance for your consideration of my requests.
Your faithful servant employee,
Josh
In other news, I really really really really really want to punch Fabian Basabe in the throat... hard. I don't know why, I just do. Actually, that's a lie, I know why.
I want to be a d-list celebrity. Rich and famous enough so I can buy a house with a plasma tv, but not so famous that I'm hounded by paparazzi. I'd like to say that my start to fame will begin when I get a desk and can start doing some actual work, but in all honesty it's a chore just to make it to my real job on time. Hell, I'm too lazy to stop and buy a dollar lotto ticket.
Watching E! makes me feel bad about myself.
Now, to counteract my whining... My new favorite picture ever.
If you could find it in your heart to start paying me, that would rule. Also, when someone says they quit, in the future please try to listen to them and have a replacement ready the next day as running 8 loads with 4 people, none of which are above a 275 pph is a royal pain in the ass. Thank you in advance for your consideration of my requests.
Your faithful servant employee,
Josh
In other news, I really really really really really want to punch Fabian Basabe in the throat... hard. I don't know why, I just do. Actually, that's a lie, I know why.
I want to be a d-list celebrity. Rich and famous enough so I can buy a house with a plasma tv, but not so famous that I'm hounded by paparazzi. I'd like to say that my start to fame will begin when I get a desk and can start doing some actual work, but in all honesty it's a chore just to make it to my real job on time. Hell, I'm too lazy to stop and buy a dollar lotto ticket.
Watching E! makes me feel bad about myself.
Now, to counteract my whining... My new favorite picture ever.
Speaking of derby, keep it under your hat, but we are on our way to becoming the first co-ed league in the nation. I don't know if that helps or hurts you since I know you wanted to play but you are an hour away and work nights...
Thank you