This is me, rocking out...
Why am I rocking out? Because of my awesome new mp3 player. It was only 50 bucks at Staples because it was a discontinued skew so I got like 3 different discounts. Now I'll be able to sing to ABBA while loading packages.
Other than that, my week was uneventful. I still can't see most of the comments. I've had all natural granola cereal for breakfast and haven't had any soda in over a week. I went shopping for 500 dollar cars and may have come up with a few options. I also struck a deal with the devil to get out of the basement I'm living in and get back into school.
That's it... fucking devil.

Why am I rocking out? Because of my awesome new mp3 player. It was only 50 bucks at Staples because it was a discontinued skew so I got like 3 different discounts. Now I'll be able to sing to ABBA while loading packages.
Other than that, my week was uneventful. I still can't see most of the comments. I've had all natural granola cereal for breakfast and haven't had any soda in over a week. I went shopping for 500 dollar cars and may have come up with a few options. I also struck a deal with the devil to get out of the basement I'm living in and get back into school.
That's it... fucking devil.
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The incident occurred when I was taking a bag of trash to the dumpster at the apartment complex we used to live in. Unbeknownst to me as I approached the receptacle, the squirrel in question was rooting through the trash for some tasty morsel. He saw me before I saw him and in a flash he rocketed out of the orafice straight on to my shoulder and bounced off to freedom.
It was one of the happiest moments of my life.
Thank you